the world is a seriously crazy place. if you don’t believe me, check this out:this is matthew.he lives in LA. so far so normal right? not really. look here: Matthew decided to get his glasses tattooed onto his face. s’true story. here’s some visual evidence if you don’t believe me. as usual when you get…
Sunday Times Column
sick note
well it’s about a week and a half into being back at work, and i can’t say it’s getting any easier. around about 2:30 every day i start looking around for my nap and my gin and tonic. i suspect as we dig further into january it will get easier to get back into the…
what's up doc?
you may not know this, but i kinda like to greet each new follower personally. consider it a virtual handshake. (don’t worry folks, it’s just a phase, like wearing green eyeshadow or the hula hoop. i’m sure it’ll pass.) so hello and welcome new follower number 70, doc meyer. (his lovely blog is over here)…
knitting for psychos
knitting is the new night clubbing. i’m not even joking. knitting has become achingly cool. my friend anna is a master knitter. she has a company called wolmer and she makes things that are so beautiful they will make you weep. but this post isn’t about beautiful knitting, it’s about psycho knitting. some psycho out…
at last we get to 69.
to honour a little tradition here on a million miles, i like to say a personal hello to each new follower. partly cos i’m glad you’re here, but mainly cos i know what a complete ball ache it is to sign up as a follower here, and the fact that you were so committed and…
the dodgy geezer.
is it just me or is this weird… i got an sms from this bloke, mr big. we’ve been flirting a bit recently, nothing’s actually ever happened between us. we flirt, it’s fun, a bit sexy. i’m not too sure about his vibe or his intentions. i’m open to checking him out, but recognise he’s…
mc escher is not a rapper.
someone somwhere found this image online. could i be anymore vague about it’s origins? probably not. anyway, it’s gotten me all turned around and inside out and confused. i had to look at it a lot and think about it. and now my head hurts and i need to drink a whiskey. man i dig…
the recovering lazyholic
erin hansen is the recovering lazyholic. she made this series of photographs to remind us of some of the things we really need to do. and since it’s the beginning of the year and we all want to start out on a good footing, i’d like to gently prod you in the right direction and…
crazy gumtree ad
some people are just throw-a-dishcloth-over-my-head-and-call-me-patsy crazy.certifiably mad. but in a good way. in a way that makes them do things that make other people smile and wonder, now what would make you go to all the trouble to do a thing like that? somehow i stumbled upon this gumtree ad. this guy is selling a…
tattooing children? seriously?
someone (i forget who, sorry if it’s you and i haven’t credited you, memory is not what it used to… huh, what was i saying?) tweeted an article about an american couple who were arrested for giving their children tattoos. it’s so bizarre i copied and pasted the article as is below in purple, my…