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sick note

Posted on 13/01/201028/11/2013

well it’s about a week and a half into being back at work, and i can’t say it’s getting any easier. around about 2:30 every day i start looking around for my nap and my gin and tonic.

i suspect as we dig further into january it will get easier to get back into the swing of things.

i found this sick note that some chap brought in to his work and i think it’s perfect. i might have to give this traditional healer a call. wonder if my boss would be cool with this:

see boss, Sefo Samuel Mantsoe could not come in to work today because he has a headache, which was caused by stress, which was in turn caused by the fact that he has in fact been ‘thinking too mush’.

i can relate. i think that’s my problem too, i have definitely been thinking too mush.

i absolutely love that he was treated on the 16th september and his traditional healer believes he will only be fit to go back to work on the 3 october. that’s one hell of a motherfucker of a headache. poor Sefo.

3 thoughts on “sick note”

  1. wozzel says:
    13/01/2010 at 5:56 am

    bwaahahah!

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  2. Juz says:
    13/01/2010 at 10:17 am

    I can really do with a note like that. Jeeez – and today is like 4 trillion degrees.
    I see we’ve been neck on neck with the amount of followers we have. I’m still on 69….69 he he he. I need to recruit!

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  3. Paige says:
    13/01/2010 at 10:40 am

    juz i know i noticed that. i was stuck on 58 for a million years while you forged ahead, but now we seem to have levelled off a bit.

    us competitive… never!

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