some people are just throw-a-dishcloth-over-my-head-and-call-me-patsy crazy.
certifiably mad. but in a good way. in a way that makes them do things that make other people smile and wonder, now what would make you go to all the trouble to do a thing like that?
somehow i stumbled upon this gumtree ad. this guy is selling a handshake. s’true’s bob.
see, here it is close up, just in case you left your specs in your other pants:
i like it. some days one does wake up and think to oneself, fucking hell, you know what, i could really do with a nice firm handshake today.
unless i’m missing something and handshake is code and it actually stands for something else? gross! sorry! i’m sick! it’s a disease! please forgive me.
well, there is that 5 sec limit.
hmmm, wonder how much one can get out of 5 seconds?
Paige
You need to ride motorcycles more. I’m coming over there to fix things. Hi to Zuma.
Bob
Whoooohoooo Bobber! awesome to see you here. Wanna see my foot?
I’ll get you a bike while you’re here. Maybe something in salmon pink?