crazy gumtree ad

some people are just throw-a-dishcloth-over-my-head-and-call-me-patsy crazy.
certifiably mad. but in a good way. in a way that makes them do things that make other people smile and wonder, now what would make you go to all the trouble to do a thing like that?

somehow i stumbled upon this gumtree ad. this guy is selling a handshake. s’true’s bob.

see, here it is close up, just in case you left your specs in your other pants:

i like it. some days one does wake up and think to oneself, fucking hell, you know what, i could really do with a nice firm handshake today.

unless i’m missing something and handshake is code and it actually stands for something else? gross! sorry! i’m sick! it’s a disease! please forgive me.

3 responses to “crazy gumtree ad”

  1. wozzel says:

    well, there is that 5 sec limit.
    hmmm, wonder how much one can get out of 5 seconds?

  2. Bob says:

    You need to ride motorcycles more. I’m coming over there to fix things. Hi to Zuma.

  3. Paige says:

    Whoooohoooo Bobber! awesome to see you here. Wanna see my foot?

    I’ll get you a bike while you’re here. Maybe something in salmon pink?

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