part two in the ‘unasseptible behaviour’ series, wherein we discuss/debate/kill each other over behaviour that may or may not be deemed unacceptable. first up, you may remember, was socks with flip flops. yes, which i think we all (the four of us who commented) unanimously agreed is unacceptable behaviour. (together with the croc, which garnered…
Sunday Times Column
clients from hell – taglines
more ‘clients from hell’ gems here.
dating a car guard
so, a car guard asked me out on a date yesterday. s’true story. i even considered it. i mean he has a job and a nice smile. that’s more than i can say for a lot of the dates i’ve been on recently. and I heard a couple of car guards in cape town just…
hello. hi. hoezit.
as has become custom here at a million miles, i am surfer stoked to welcome two fabulous new followers, angela and leisel. angela has just started up her own blog over here. check it out if you get a chance, it’s called ‘the greater good’. only one post in and i think i’m going to…
google searches
i love google. need a picture of a man wearing a gimp suit? there you go, my friend. wanting to find another word for cataclysmic? voila. desperate to watch two lesbians beat the crap out of a small japanese man? how small would you like that japanese man to be, sir? there is no search…
clients from hell – shirt.
only really funny, cos it’s true. when you’ve finished nodding and snickering, there are more classic and hysterical tales of clients from hell here and here. hell, you can even add your own.
unacceptable behaviour!
so, today begins a new feature here at a million miles from normal; the unacceptable series. wherein we simply display behaviour that is unasseptible! (said the way jo, the nanny, from the tv series; ‘super nanny’ says it – ie: replace the ‘c’ with a big ‘s’.) here we go, unasseptible behaviour part one: socks…
meet psycho barbie
Mariel Clayton is, and i quote from her website – ‘a doll photographer with a subversive sense of humour.’ my very good friend from very far away, jessica, thought i might enjoy mariel’s work. i wonder what made her think that? i must be honest, i more than enjoyed it! i oggled it and WTF-ed…
song lyrics in real life
i don’t know what it is, but there’s something really funny about song titles/lyrics used in real life, don’t you think? i think our tax payer’s money would be much better spent doing this to every stop street in the land, rather than on the ministers mercs, hookers and bags of crack that it’s currently…
hello new follower
well hello there new follower number 71, GMB. i shamelessly nicked the cartoon below from your fabulous blog. it is just waaahhhaaahhhaaaay too good not to share with the rest of the class. hope that’s ok with you? i see that it actually comes from here – big apology to xkcd for not acknowledging you…