if you’ve ever visited this blog before you’ll know that i don’t write about sad stuff. i write about smut and penises of all different shapes and sizes and bad dates and vagina necklaces. but not sad things. so apologies – i’m breaking away from the norm. promise it’s a one time only thing. some…
Sunday Times Column
clients from hell – beautiful design
since i always like you to leave here with a bit of a smile, or a warm feeling, or a small grin, or even a little semi, i thought i’d post another of these classic comments from one of my favourite new sites: clients from hell. i didn’t want to leave you with nothing but…
that's what friends are for
we’ve come to the end of a long, hard year and we’re well into silly season, which means it’s party time. it’s also a good time to evaluate your friends. do they hold your hair back for you while you puke? are they always willing to be your wing man/wing-girl when you’re trying to pick…
Clients from hell
‘CLIENTS FROM HELL’ is one of my new all time favourite websites. it’s a series of nightmare stories posted anonymously by people from all over the world telling stories of their interactions with their dumbass clients. see i’m lucky i only have amazing clients. clients who are smart and funny and clever and sorted. especially…
all the art direction you'll ever need.
ok, i’ll say it: i’m a wannabee art director. or as some call it; a back-seat art director. or as the actual art directors call it: ‘a pain in the ass’. leave your seat in front of your mac vacant for even a second and i’m all over that thing. fucking up your settings and…
fricken' funny typo.
well i suppose it’s less typo, more classic word play. the design goddess sent it to me. it made me laugh out loud. and i’m feeling particularly grumpy today, so it must be super fricken’ funny.
coke branding fail
did the designer miss a trick here? or do i just have a dirty mind?
a bit of bondage anyone?
i found this guy at the online dating website this last weekend. an aside: please can we all just forget the stigma of dating online, that’s so last decade. it’s time to move on. these days it really is a viable way to meet nice guys, if you’re a single girl looking for (mis)adventures.alternately it’s…
even more vagina jewelry.
so it turns out that the vagina necklaces i wrote about last week were just the tip of the iceberg and vagina jewelery is all the rage. a lady at a website called Proud Pussy makes a full range of vagina rings. seriously, you couldn’t make this shit up. (unless you do a lot of…
sketchy santas
you know what i love about christmas? it’s that warm, happy, smiley feeling everyone gets. well, almost everyone. wahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha *breathe* wahahahahahahhahahahahahaha. i love that santa is the only one smiling here. although i think he’s probably crying for his mommy on the inside too. these are sketchy santa’s from here. they rock. this little boy…