A Million Miles from Normal

I’m an author, Sunday Times columnist and advertising copywriter.

All 9 of my novels are available on Amazon.

I’m also co-author of a series of choose-your-own-adventure erotic novels; The Girl Walks in series, published in 21 countries.

My latest novel, Unpresidented, is now out. It’s 2020 the president has just been released from prison early on medical parole.

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