I’m an author, Sunday Times columnist and advertising copywriter.

All 9 of my novels are available on Amazon.

I’m also co-author of a series of choose-your-own-adventure erotic novels; The Girl Walks in series, published in 21 countries. 

My latest novel, Unpresidentedis now out. It’s 2020 the president has just been released from prison early on medical parole.

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As luck would have it

This column first appeared HERE in The Sunday Times on 24th May 2020 on day two billion and a half of lock ...

Would you rather?

This column appeared in The Sunday Times on 17th May 2020. Click here to read it. It's about our communal ...

How much sex are we actually having?

How much sex we say we're having vs. how much sex we're ACTUALLY having.Men tell one story.Women tell another story. ...

An emoji tyop

This column about emoji typos first appeared here in The Sunday Times on 10th May 2020. My friend Mikaela and I ...

Standards are slipping

This column first appeared here, in The Sunday Times on 3rd May 2020. Have a column in today’s Sunday Times ZA ...

It’s like learning to ride a bicycle

This column about learning to ride a bicycle, appeared in The Sunday Times on 26 April 2020. Here's a taster, you ...