knitting is the new night clubbing. i’m not even joking. knitting has become achingly cool.
my friend anna is a master knitter. she has a company called wolmer and she makes things that are so beautiful they will make you weep.
but this post isn’t about beautiful knitting, it’s about psycho knitting.
some psycho out there is knitting up these crazy things,
and bunnies stabbed through the heart with a carrot. bet that cute little bunny had it coming to him.
and knitted blood gushing out of open head wounds.
i picture a group of psycho grannies sitting around the old age home, hopped up on too many meds, knitting up a storm.