hi, hope you had a nice weekend. (if all the images in this post aren’t showing up, please try refresh your browser, we’re all a bit glitchy on this monday morning. not sure why. sorry.) last week’s post about the world’s most racist desk (over here) got me thinking about how rife apostrophe abuse is…
Sunday Times Column
hello – one stoned crow
hello new follower number 80 – one stoned crow – we like to do a personal meet and greet round these parts, it all started over here, with purple grimace. your house made of rock is pretty rad by the way. that’s some project. anyway, welcome to a million miles from normal. i sense you’ll…
clients from prison
more goodness from clients from hell, here.
did you hear the one about eddie izzard?
i saw eddie izzard live last night. (eddie izzard – my favourite commedian, father of the famous ‘cake or death’ and ‘the deathstar canteen’ fame. brilliant genius man of great awesomeness.) seeing him in the flesh was pretty much a dream come true. you know how you make a list of all the things you…
hello new follower number 79
hey there pops zn, new follower number 79. granted your number doesn’t have a sexual position named after it, that i know of, but maybe that’s a good thing. we like to welcome people personally here, see we did it here and here and here. i’m really glad you could make it, i know how…
the world's most racist desk.
the big guy found this, and i’m nicking it from him.(the big guy in new york, not the big guy in upstairs.) i haven’t asked big guy’s permission to nick it, but i thought i’d test that whole gentle giant theory. if i don’t post again you know he bent over and squashed me with…
painting a different kind of pussy.
yesterday’s series of crazy painted cats got me thinking. i thought, you know… if people are so keen to paint their cats, i bet there’s a whole horde of crazies out there who paint their pussies too! i thought they probably have competitions and showcases and conventions for it. so i visited my friend google….
i am a shoe whore
it’s official. nik the greek from this fabulous blog – my bizarre world just nominated me for a shoe whore award. it’s like the oscars, only more shoey. i love shoes. have close on a hundred million pairs. i know, it’s despicable. thanks nik. to celebrate i shall go out and buy a new pair…
people who paint cats.
on sunday night a woman on carte blanche married her dog. and now this. crazy extreme, inappropriate pet lovers, what the fuck happened to you? were you dropped on the head? did you sniff detergent? or are you just not getting laid enough? i don’t get it. here we go, you couldn’t make this shit…
sex robot
after my post on the ‘life-like blow up dolls’ both jacqui and angela pointed me in the direction of this website – TrueCompanion.com. – a Ferrari parked in each of their garages for that. thanks girls. you both rock like mick jagger. (ie: long and hard.) as their web banner above says, true companion proudly…