My books

2025 – Book People (Pan Macmillan) A savage comedy about a group of book lovers who literally lose the plot.

2017 – Unpresidented (Bookstorm) set in the future, the president (thinly disguised Zuma) has just been released from prison early on medical parole for an ingrown toenail. He returns to a dilapidated Homestead with no friends, no money, and fewer wives than he started out with, ready to regain power.

2016 – Dutch Courage (Penguin South Africa)/Like A Virgin/Wrong Knickers for a Wednesday (Harper Collins UK) – Set in a strip club in Amsterdam where all the strippers are celebrity impersonators.

2015 – Death By Carbs (Bookstorm). Someone murders dieting guru Professor Tim Noakes, and there are so many suspects, Detective Bennie September doesn’t know where to start looking. It’s not a whodunnit, it’s a who donut.

2014 – Pens Behaving Badly (Kwela Books) It’s a book of my Sunday Times Columns and the crazy letters they inspired.

2013 – I’m the ‘Paige’ in Helena S Paige a threesome of writers (with bestselling Sarah Lotz and Helen Moffett) with a series of Choose-your-own-adventure erotic novels, in 24 countries worldwide. A Girl Walks into a Bar/A Girl Walks into a Wedding/A Girl Walks into a Blind Date.

2011 – This Way Up (Penguin South Africa)

2010 – A Million Miles from Normal (Penguin South Africa)