My books

I’m an author, Sunday Times columnist and freelance advertising copywriter, these are my books:

2010 – A Million Miles from Normal (Penguin South Africa)

2011 – This Way Up (Penguin South Africa)

I am also the ‘Paige’ in Helena S Paige a threesome of writers who have brought out a series of Choose-your-own-adventure erotic novels, in 21 countries worldwide in 2013.
2013 – A Girl Walks into a Bar/A Girl Walks into a Wedding/A Girl Walks into a Blind Date.

2014 – Pens Behaving Badly (Kwela Books) It’s a book of my Sunday Times Columns and the crazy letters they inspired.

2015 – Death By Carbs (Bookstorm). Someone murders dieting guru Professor Tim Noakes, and there are so many suspects, Detective Bennie September doesn’t know where to start looking. It’s not a whodunnit, it’s a who donut.

2016 – Dutch Courage (Penguin South Africa)/Like A Virgin/Wrong Knickers for a Wednesday (Harper Collins UK) – Set in a strip club in Amsterdam where all the strippers are celebrity impersonators.

2017 – Unpresidented (Bookstorm) set in the future, the president (thinly disguised Zuma) has just been released from prison early on medical parole for an ingrown toenail. He returns to a dilapidated Homestead with no friends, no money, and fewer wives than he started out with, ready to regain power.

If you want to get in touch please email me on paige@polka.co.za