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sketchy santas

Posted on 07/12/2009
you know what i love about christmas? it’s that warm, happy, smiley feeling everyone gets.

well, almost everyone.

wahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha *breathe* wahahahahahahhahahahahahaha.

i love that santa is the only one smiling here. although i think he’s probably crying for his mommy on the inside too.


these are sketchy santa’s from here. they rock.


this little boy looks like he’s on a roller coaster.


this one started out fine. then little boy looked at whose lap he was sitting on and he was like WTF! who’s this joker?


sister’s like, whatever, at least i’m happy. i asked for a pony.


all three together now: waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

santa’s like: it wasn’t me, i swear i didn’t do anything.


you can’t really blame her, this santa is creepy.


wierdo santa is like: scream all you want little boy, nobody can hear you!

the kid on right just realised that santa farted.

and this little girl is crying cos her mom made her wear those pants and that top.


boy: santa, if you give me another lame thomas the tank engine, instead of the set of army issue grenades i asked for, i’m going to kick you in the nuts!

ho ho ho and a bottle of rum everybody. oh no wait, that’s pirates, not santas.

7 thoughts on “sketchy santas”

  1. Being Brazen says:
    07/12/2009 at 1:58 pm

    I was one of those kids…Santa used to scare me

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  2. Paige says:
    07/12/2009 at 4:53 pm

    yeah, santas still scare me. but the scariest is definitely still clowns!

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  3. Little Miss Lawlessness says:
    07/12/2009 at 5:44 pm

    Hosed myself at this! My little sister (3 yrs) shat herself when Santa surprised the kids at the Kindergarten Christmas concert…shame she started to cry too! hhahaaaaaaaaaaa kids crack me up!

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  4. Little Miss Lawlessness says:
    07/12/2009 at 5:45 pm

    ps agree with you re clowns! Couldn’t shower for a whole two weeks after seeing IT! “Want a Balloon? They float! We all float down here! “FUUUUUUUUUUUCK ME!

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  5. Paige says:
    08/12/2009 at 4:15 am

    i haven’t seen IT. now i don’t think i will.

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  6. dorothy says:
    08/12/2009 at 1:12 pm

    OMG that’s hysterical!

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  7. Crazy creative says:
    08/12/2009 at 2:47 pm

    LMAO

    Reply

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