we’ve come to the end of a long, hard year and we’re well into silly season, which means it’s party time. it’s also a good time to evaluate your friends.
do they hold your hair back for you while you puke?
are they always willing to be your wing man/wing-girl when you’re trying to pick someone up?
after a big night out, do they make sure you get home safely and without embarrassing yourself?
or do they wait till you pass out from too many jagger-bombs, then take some permanent markers and draw all over you?