i generally try not to simply copy and paste stuff, but this is too good not to share. i just can’t help myself. Yesterday that lovely boy – @FuziJuzi tweeted a link to a column by jon ronson on the guardian uk website. I think it’s one of the funniest things i’ve ever read. so…
Sunday Times Column
dating website crisis!
oh shit i’m having a dating website crisis! ‘one-liner larry‘ will have to wait till next week, this is important: this is what was waiting for me when i checked in to see if anyone might be interested in getting to know me, maybe go on a date, perhaps unbeknownst to themselves, get written about….
the morning after
THE CRITIC: i think there was something in the wine last night?ME: what? like more wine?THE CRITIC: no, like gin or something.ME: yeah you’re right, those bastards went and put alcohol in the wine! we should sue!
hangover.
the team had a rather too awesome dinner with ‘brave client’ last night. so i’m feeling a little hungover this morning. which means this post will probably be: 1. short2. irrelevant3. thirsty (what the fuck, did i not drink enough last night?) i was planning on posting about this dickwad ‘one-liner larry’, from the dating…
facebook fail.
i’m a big fan of the status update on facebook. particularly the inappropriate status update. what a stellar invention. it’s right up there with peanut butter and tomato on toast (don’t say gross if you haven’t tried it, seriously, it’s awesome!) this was the first awesome status update i wrote about here: i’ve since come…
the devil's dictionary – 'i' is for…
in this movember month of moustaches, nobody rocks that mo better than ambrose bierce. see i wasn’t lying. rocking mo dude. for those of you who have been stuck in polsmoor for the last 2 – 5, with group showers and without internet access, ambrose was around in 1817 when he wrote ‘the devil’s dictionary’….
jackpot!
i just won the uk lottery. yup. all one million pounds of it! that’s something like 15 million south african ronds. i’m rich, i’m rich. the email arrived in my inbox on thursday. somebody pop the champagne. what makes it even more amazing is that i never even entered. it’s definitely meant to be. all…
sunday bloody sunday
that was the weekend that was. ‘it’s a cartoon about drunk people, where do i sign up?’ this one is entitled: ‘the weekend cycle – why don’t we learn?’ thanks juz. have a good rest of sunday, team.
doobie doobie doobie doo
words are cool. sorry to be such a nerd, but they are. i’m not particularly musical, in fact i’m more standard grade with all of that. a musical laggard. but i still get off on lyrics sometimes, that’s just the word nerd in me. i heard some cool lyrics today: ‘i used to be love…
paige intends to vote for several cornflakes.
you know how i like a clever smarty pants, right? well ‘jimmysixbellies’ is a new genius who we get to ask if we can kiss on the lips. he made this cool website – it’s a facebook status generator. too bored, uninspired, tired, stoned, busy snorting cocaine off a stripper’s tits to write your own…