on sunday night a woman on carte blanche married her dog. and now this.
crazy extreme, inappropriate pet lovers, what the fuck happened to you?
were you dropped on the head? did you sniff detergent? or are you just not getting laid enough? i don’t get it.
here we go, you couldn’t make this shit up. please meet people who paint their cats.
yes. they take paintbrushes and some paint and this is what they make –
purdy tat:
embarrassed cat, hiding from his friends, in a tree and praying for rain:
just plain incredibly racist cat:
ah, tartan cat:
or rather, matchy matchy cat:
i wonder if that cat’s wearing anything under his kilt?
lady – on any planet, in any universe, in any language, in any culture, that’s just not cool. in fact it’s a little bit creepy. if your cat wanted a bad hairdo it would have come back reincarnated as, well, as you.
turning a perfectly good house cat into an acid flashback cat. i don’t like it but i must admit, it’s pretty amazing artwork.
ah monseiur, the old matching tache routine. chicks dig it. throw in the added french insinuation and you’ll have all the pussy you ever wanted.
i wonder if that cat’s wearing anything under his kilt?
lady – on any planet, in any universe, in any language, in any culture, that’s just not cool. in fact it’s a little bit creepy. if your cat wanted a bad hairdo it would have come back reincarnated as, well, as you.
turning a perfectly good house cat into an acid flashback cat. i don’t like it but i must admit, it’s pretty amazing artwork.
ah yes, now that’s the cat lover we’ve come to recognise and love. the lonely batty old spinster who likes her vodka, has forty two cats and is as mad as a crazy mad thing on a whoppingly insane day.
even without the paint job this is one crazy looking cat. seriously lady that’s just cruel. the other neighbourhood cats are going to beat the living crap out of him. how will his patriotism help him then? also surely he’s siamese, not american?
ah monseiur, the old matching tache routine. chicks dig it. throw in the added french insinuation and you’ll have all the pussy you ever wanted.
meet the elton john of cats. ie: incredibly gay, but a great pianist!
ah, owl cat. he’s way smarter than other cats in the neighbourhood. unlike his owner.
did you ever see mimi in that tv show – the drew carey show? say no more.
that’s who these few remind me of.
this next one is my personal favourite; halloween cat.
the dog is so going to crap himself when he sees this:
will someone please start having sex with this guy so that he stops torturing his cat.
oh no wait, sorry, i only just got a good look at him. nobody should have to do that.
what did charlie chaplain ever do to deserve being that cat’s asshole?
i actually wouldn’t mind owning this next cat – i know, it goes against everything i believe to be normal, but still it looks kind of funky:
he he he the ethics of feline aesthetics.
oh fuck, they’re sucking me in with their crazy hypnotic cat painting ways! quick somebody punch me in the face.
hey crazy cat lady, get a fricken life. your cat does not now, nor will it ever want to tongue kiss you. it’s a cat, you’re a human. deal with it.
and the book that started it all.
he he he the ethics of feline aesthetics.
should rather be called ‘the madness of crazy lunatic cat lovers’.
there is even a BOOK?
no man! those pussies look really pissed off.
WTF!?!
Plain old crazy.
crazy and soooo weird
Wow, that is so wrong….and so crazy. Poor kitties
btw – I have a new giveaway on my blog today 🙂
the humanity….
By the way, this is to inform you that I’ve nominated you for the shoe whore award from my blog…
As I was also informed:
you don’t have to do it if you don’t wanna do it
whooohoooo thanks nik! love ma shoes.
The best part was when you brought up Mimi from Drew Carey’s show.
this was done on computers. the fraud is explained at an investigative site; I think Snopes. No cats’ assholes were touched in making these computer-generated pictures and it is all digital. Thank god.
There’s a law against everything else. Don’t they have one against painting cats’ assholes? Attention, Senators and Representatives!
wow anonymous, thanks for your comment. that’s really interesting that it was done in photoshop, i did wonder about that at the time. pity it was a fraud since they brought out the book! bunch of pussies!
Hi, Paige. I relocated the evidence, and as I recall, they say the book, which I don’t have, does not claim the “painting” was being done on actual animals.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/paintedcats.asp
I love cats. My girlfriend even used to own a cat hotel. Those pictures are all over the internet as a “viral” email. I wouldn’t sit still for it if I were a kitty. I thought the cats must have been cruelly drugged and abused. But it’s all just computer-art fun.
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