painting a different kind of pussy.

yesterday’s series of crazy painted cats got me thinking.

i thought, you know… if people are so keen to paint their cats, i bet there’s a whole horde of crazies out there who paint their pussies too!

i thought they probably have competitions and showcases and conventions for it.

so i visited my friend google.

and believe it or not, they don’t!

i feel part phew and part awwwww about this.

there is remarkably little pubic painting going on.

in fact, this is the only example of ‘down there’ painting i could find on the entire internetweb:


pretty impressive hey? but possibly photoshopped, one can’t be sure.

i also stumbled accross these guys:

betty beauty is a company that has created a specially formulated pubic hair dye.

it turns out while people are not painting their pussies, they are most certainly dying them.

the product looks like this:

blue hey? interesting. would blue pubic hair make one frigid?

the neon pink is also pretty interesting.

and if i was a natural blonde i might consider dying mine black or mousy brown, just to fuck with my guy’s head. he he he, men never actually know what they’re getting for real these days, poor chaps.

the only downside to dying ones pubic hair that i can think of right this second is that then you could never recreate that cool greying beard when you paint a man’s head onto your private parts as per above.

here are some of their satisfied client’s comments. i was hoping one of them would post some pics, but no such luck:

yay lisa, nothing worse than a gray pube. and you pluck one, ten more come to it’s funeral.

whoa! who actually says ‘i scream alleluia throught the land’? nobody speaks like that, laurie, you big crazy! glad you got your pube situation sorted though.

dude, trust me, that is not what your doctor will be thinking when you go for your check-up!

um men dye their pubes? really? seriously? ok. well. um alright. i suppose. all part of manscaping.

metrosexual much?

ultimately we might all just have a little too much time on our hands.

you go elizabeth, you go out there and be blonde. the world is ready and waiting.


5 responses to “painting a different kind of pussy.”

  1. wozzel says:

    Malibu Betty? I can picture it now. Boyfriend joins me in the shower and i’m all Malibu blue.

  2. angela says:

    not relevant to this post but have you ever seen this website?

    http://www.theoatmeal.com

  3. Paige says:

    ooh, i love theoatmeal. they did a great cartoon on the semi colon, loved it.

    woz, malibu betty blue, i love it! wahahahahaha

  4. wozzel says:

    Ya know. I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about this frikking hair dye today. I mean, why couldn’t I have come up with something like this? Funny to read and see. Yes. But someone, somewhere, is making a fair amount of moola because he/she/it decided, hey, lets colour our Poona hairs coz grey sucks, and lets market it in cute little bottles and give it cute little names like Malibu Betty – coz L’Oreal just wont do.

    I’m actually just jealous now.

    Ps – Ralph needs to see a Psychologist. Not a Dr. Who’s Dr would ever say “wow the hair is so black down there” – eh? Uh?

    I would be very scared of my Dr. I’m quite scared of Ralph 😮

  5. Paige says:

    it’s true wozz, just one smart idea is all it takes. and then the gumption to make it happen.

    unless you’re ralph, then it’s a whole nother story.

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