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Sunday Times Column
happy birthday squared.
it’s my identical twin sisters’ birthdays today. That’s ‘A’ on the far right. no wait, that’s ‘S’ on the right, ‘A’ is on the far left. hold on, i’m not so sure now. look at the socks, they’re always a dead giveaway. no that’s definitely ‘A’ on the right. our mother is pretty amazing. she…
welcome 'gym buddy' PhD. MD. MBE
i just helped my good mate, ‘gym buddy’ join on as a follower over here at the amillionmilesfromnormal website. if i had known that one would need a degree in nuclear physics or a doctorate in applied metaphysics in order to figure out how to join, i wouldn’t have offered to help her. sheesh. just…
the big rules of life.
i’m clear on ‘the five second rule’ and the ‘touch-one-take-one’ rule, but you know when you start to run out of shampoo and you tell yourself that you must remember to buy shampoo. but then you go to the shops three different times and still forget to buy shampoo? then you actually do run out…
two for tuesday.
i found this email in my inbox this morning.
Garlic Bread:All you do is mix butter with chopped garlic and salt. Slice through the loaf to crust and push garlic butter into each slice. Wrap in foil and heat in oven!!! lots of love,Mum. (you have to read this post here: http://amillionmilesfromnormal.blogspot.com/2009/08/what-not-to-do-on-date-with-hot-italian.html if you want the post above to make any sense whatsover. sorry,…
i have hate.
it’s a pretty new emotion for me. i don’t think i’ve ever actually hated before. i mean i know i’ve disliked.like i disliked ‘mr perfect’ when he dumped me to go back to his ex girlfriend. and i disliked it when i found my cleaning lady’s hairs in my comb. but i’ve never actually hated…
good advice for a monday.
what not to do on a date with a hot italian guy.
what not to do on a date with a hot italian guy: do not cook italian food, like spaghetti bolognese. chances are his mama back in the small village he comes from in italy has been cooking it for him from scratch from a centuries old recipe that has been passed down from generation to…
the dentist
i see ‘the dentist’ has joined us.good morning dentist. think you can answer some of my questions about tooth tattoos? you’ll have to scroll down a bit to check out that post because ‘mybrandedlife’ had to get some brain surgery so she’s been out of action. which means she still hasn’t shown me how to…