this one comes from a fricken cool movie – the ice harvest, released in 2005. it’s got john cusack, randy quaid, billy bob thornton and oliver platt who’s drunk through 95.5% of it. what more could you ask for in a movie? it has a series of awesome quotes. my favourite is this one: “Vic…
Sunday Times Column
naked asian lady.
dear naked asian lady who i often see at the gym, i understand why you’re so very proud of your body, but still, there is absolutely no excuse for how you behave in the ladies locker room after your workouts. all us other ladies who use the locker room have taken a vote. you may…
artsy fartsy friday goes local
ok, it’s time for someone local. this guy is awesome, i love his work. i did a small job with him about a year ago and he was fantastic to work with too. bonus. he has so many amazing pieces it was hard to pick just a few to show you, so if you like…
WTF mr saiman chow?
what on earth did your parents do to you to make you want to draw these disturbing pictures, saiman? other than give you a slightly odd name. are you going to be ok? do you think you might need to see a therapist, or maybe we can get you a fistfull of some kind of…
is it ok to be un-pc if it's really funny?
Me and a dyslexic sitting in a tree.K. I. F. D. R.V. P thanks ‘guy who needs a holiday’.
thursday's copy and pastings
also hello to my my mom, and some of her bridge friends, and ‘a+s’ and ‘flygirl’, and ‘bastard’, and ‘the evil genius’, and ‘smarty pants’, ‘my branded life’, ‘guy who needs a holiday’ and ‘sneaky anonymous mentor’, ‘jim’ and ‘speedo boy’ and ‘mr cryptic’ and ‘the animal’ and ‘mr good friend’ and ‘the critic’ and…
mom again
my mother called me again last night: MOM: hi. one of my bridge friends called me to say they liked the conversation i had with you on your blog. ME: oh, ok, is it alright? MOM: well i need to know when our chats are being recorded for public consumption. ME: ok, from now on,…
aweseome line from a movie #1
“His words were like bullets, he could kill you with a comma.” i can’t remember if the movie’s any good or not, i saw it a long time ago, it was released in 1989, i think. hey, ‘evil genius’ or you, ‘bastard’ or you ‘mr hollywood’, if any of you are reading this, you guys…
ever wanted your name in lights?
the critic says:
the critic’s ratings for the last couple of posts: not sure if they’re in any particular order, or simply just random. the critic doesn’t get much sleep.