also hello to my my mom, and some of her bridge friends, and ‘a+s’ and ‘flygirl’, and ‘bastard’, and ‘the evil genius’, and ‘smarty pants’, ‘my branded life’, ‘guy who needs a holiday’ and ‘sneaky anonymous mentor’, ‘jim’ and ‘speedo boy’ and ‘mr cryptic’ and ‘the animal’ and ‘mr good friend’ and ‘the critic’ and ‘ex-mr perfect’, if you’re reading this.
oh michael jackson, you may be dead, but you’re still funny.
i want to live here and not have to pay the rent.