my mother called me again last night:
MOM: hi. one of my bridge friends called me to say they liked the conversation i had with you on your blog.
ME: oh, ok, is it alright?
MOM: well i need to know when our chats are being recorded for public consumption.
ME: ok, from now on, everything you say can and may be used against you on my blog.
MOM: ok. you won’t tell them about xxxxxxxx and the xxxxxx and how she xxxxxxx with the xxxxxxx?
ME: um, no, i promise.