i’m not lying. i promise it does. to you, ‘boy-from-this-morning-by-the-pool-at-the-gym’, this is for your benefit, i hope you’re paying close attention. your girlfriend doesn’t want to hurt your feelings, and it would be a bit creepy if your mom talked to you about your willy size, so i’m here to help. water is cold you…
Sunday Times Column
happy birthday Madiba.
you are awesomeness personified.
banksy rocks.
not much more to say about that brand of genius.
dating a 28 year old. not the best idea i've had all year.
there’s a reason i don’t date 28 year olds. besides the fact that at 35 i’m too old for them, and the thought of it makes me feel so dirty i want to take two showers in a row. the other reason is that i think men and women are already on a completely different…
more random stuff off the internetweb on a thursday afternoon.
i’m feeling a little grumpy this afternoon, but this nice stuff always makes me feel better. that and a double johnnie walker black label, with lots of ice. oh and swearing. and really pretty illustrations. and very clever words. even ones i didn’t write myself.
and while we're talking about cool artists.
these are by jason thielke, when they were handing out talent he waited overnight with a sleeping bag and a flask of coffee so he would be first in the queue. http://www.jasonthielke.com/
creepy but cool.
this is by a japanese artist. i don’t know his/her name. but here’s a link to his/her website: http://iregret.org/ it has a bit more of his/her work. his/her stuff scares me a bit, but it is beautiful.
let's hear it for copy and pasting.
take a look, i found this stuff all over. these things make me happy like shoes and cheese on toast makes me happy. ok enough for now, i suppose i’d better go do some work.
tooth tattoos: i saw it on the internetweb, so it must be true.
ok, I’m not even joking about this. You can now get a tooth tattoo. yup i’ll type it again to save your eyes the effort of having to go back and reread that line. you can now get a tooth tattoo.i googled it and it’s actually been around for a while (sorry, I’m a laggard)….
zhou fan-tastic.
as promised, the artist is zhou fan. a disgustingly talented chinese contemporary artist. all that talent in one person. not really fair.