i’m a big fan of the status update on facebook. particularly the inappropriate status update.
what a stellar invention. it’s right up there with peanut butter and tomato on toast (don’t say gross if you haven’t tried it, seriously, it’s awesome!)
this was the first awesome status update i wrote about here:
i’ve since come across a bunch of others that rock!
it’s genius, take a generation of functioning illiterates and tell them to write about their lives in one sentence or less, you couldn’t make this shit up (unless you were on a lot of crack).
nice one darby. yay here’s to graduating in 2013. or not.
it’s a little small so i’ll transcribe: ‘I never hear from you, so I am cuttin back on my facebook friends. Sorry, but you are busy anyway. Did John tell you that Sarah had been murdered. Hope your family is well.’
christ on a flipping bike, scott – it’s ‘threw’ not ‘through’ buy a dictionary! or wait, maybe not being able to spell isn’t your biggest problem right now.
bet Nikki made lots of new friends after this one. 
wahahahahahahaha she’s ‘Durnk’ – liberace and elvis can hear me laughing from here!
Waaaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa…where do you find the time? 🙂
i think more often than not the time finds me.
glad it made you laugh ange.
niki wins hands down. gushing asparagus pee in my pants. hahahahahhahahahah
Ok, Tod to Nikki. Wow!
I’ve never seen anything like it!
I LOVE THIS POST!!
ps – unfriend is SO 2009 – its now “deface”