paige intends to vote for several cornflakes.

you know how i like a clever smarty pants, right? well ‘jimmysixbellies’ is a new genius who we get to ask if we can kiss on the lips.

he made this cool website – it’s a facebook status generator.

too bored, uninspired, tired, stoned, busy snorting cocaine off a stripper’s tits to write your own status update today?

no problem, just click one button and jimmysixbellies will generate a random status update for you. like this one:

or this one:

and once you’ve generated your no fuss status update, just click another button and jimmysixbellies will personall stroll over and post it onto your facebook/twitter page for you. wham bam, thank you sexy 23 year old.

his generator looks like this:

here are a few more of the updates generated by some of jimmysixbellie’s lazy but happy customers:

according to the generator here are my next few status updates:

a million miles from normal intends to vote for several cornflakes.

a million miles from normal smokes your uncle’s openings.

a million miles from normal covets pugnacious gizmos

a million miles from normal feels ambivalent toward tumescent armadillos

a million miles from normal might be coming down with a touch of psychopathic cheeses

funnily enough, all true. this jimmysixbellies is more a mind reader than a status update generator!

i love your work jimmysixbellies.