too bored, uninspired, tired, stoned, busy snorting cocaine off a stripper’s tits to write your own status update today?
no problem, just click one button and jimmysixbellies will generate a random status update for you. like this one:
or this one:
and once you’ve generated your no fuss status update, just click another button and jimmysixbellies will personall stroll over and post it onto your facebook/twitter page for you. wham bam, thank you sexy 23 year old.
his generator looks like this:
here are a few more of the updates generated by some of jimmysixbellie’s lazy but happy customers:
according to the generator here are my next few status updates:
a million miles from normal intends to vote for several cornflakes.
a million miles from normal smokes your uncle’s openings.
a million miles from normal covets pugnacious gizmos
a million miles from normal feels ambivalent toward tumescent armadillos
a million miles from normal might be coming down with a touch of psychopathic cheeses
funnily enough, all true. this jimmysixbellies is more a mind reader than a status update generator!