the very amazing ‘miss rose’ sent me this. if you’re a nerd like me you will enjoy trying to figure it out. It was created by a monumentally clever Capetonian illustrator named Jaco Haasbroek – his surname directly translated means ‘rabbit pants’ – i don’t know about the rest of you, but personally i like…
Sunday Times Column
the geezer and the lesbian
for those of you who have been off smoking tik from a lightbulb on the cape flats for the last couple of months and have therefore missed some posts – i frequent an internetweb dating site. i’ve had a couple of fun dates and the odd relationship from it (and i mean odd), but mainly…
amish online dating.
good friend fuzzy juzzy found this. (*aside for fuzzy juzzy, what’s with the empty ninja toe, dude?) i wasn’t too suprised when he found it, that boy spends a lot of time surfing dodgy stuff online. but seriously, is it really a dating website for the amish? really? so i went and logged in. i’m…
sunday already?
‘working our way through the weekend, slowly but surely’ that one is titled: ‘it was some weekend alright’ this one is entitled ‘catching up with careen’ and i posted it for some very selfish reasons. you see i know ‘careen’ (hello careen!) and she is luffly and the drawing of her is very funny. thanks…
devil's dictionary – 'G' is for ghostie
i love my devi’s dictionary which Ambrose Bierce wrote back in 1881. i know that’s a fricken long time ago! and it’s still cool! amazing! exclamation mark! so if you’ve been off smoking mandrax with a toothless hooker in a crack den in mannenberg and you missed the previous posts, we’re already onto the ‘g’s’….
TMI on your facebook status update?
apologies, sometimes i have the sense of humour of a 12 year old. but status updates rock. especially ones that give juuuust a little too much information. thanks for this ‘mr chicken’. please promise you’ll still email me funny stuff, even when you’re no longer sitting behind me eating chicken, sneaking up on me and…
i also want to be a sex expert.
before the internet, where did we turn if we had an embarrassing sex question to ask? well i don’t know, but fortunately now there’s ‘go ask alice!‘ it’s an awesome website where people who may or may not have finished high school, can go to ask those tricky or embarrassing questions they’re too shy to…
how old am eye?
it turns out i need glasses!does this mean i’m getting old?it doesn’t help that i work in advertising. it’s such a young industry. i mean the average age of the dudes in the general vacinity of my desk is like 22.one plays in a band called ‘Captain Stu’ for fuck’s sake. none of them even…
free stuff
this is chuck palahniuk. no don’t try to pronounce it. it will only make you feel frustrated. aside from having killer lamb chops, chuck’s also an author. he wrote ‘fight club’ before it was the uber cool movie, and a bunch of other cool books like choke, lullaby, diary, haunted, rant and snuff. somehow i…
of geniuses and butterflies
so i was at this place yesterday doing some stuff and i walked past this guy’s computer and this was his desktop pattern. if you don’t think it’s awesome then you should see someone. seriously. call a doctor right now. here’s my doctor’s number just in case you don’t have one of your own: 021…