I came across this infographic on my travels and thought it was really interesting. It attempts to answer that age old existential question, who writes better, men or women? Grammarly (It are the world’s’ bestest grammar checker fingy, innit?) conducted a study with more than 3000 people to settle this once and for all. I wonder if…
Sunday Times Column
Newly dating (uncut)
Morning pimps and hoes. Here you goes, yesterday’s Sunday Times Column. And even better, much like your date last Friday night, it’s the uncut version. DE-JA SINGLE – By Paige Nick All fashions come around again, just look at crop tops and high-waisted pants. Wait long enough and eventually you’ll find yourself back in it….
Question Mark
Here’s yesterday’s Sunday Times column about Ask Roulette. My favourite, no question. QUESTION MARK – By Paige Nick I went to a hip event in New York last week. I know it was hip because there was a lot of facial hair in attendance – not the pedophile type, I’m talking grade-A, hipster-quality….
Forgive me sister, for I have sinned
It’s Monday o’ clock again. Whoop whoop. Here’s yesterday’s Sunday Times column: THE CHURCH OF STRIP – By Paige Nick After last week’s column, which came to you from the strip clubs and prostitute windows of Amsterdam, this week I’m in the strip malls and airport windows of America. I’m currently stuck in a delay…
Going Dutch
Morning Monday Biyatches. Here’s yesterday’s Sunday Times column. Hope you have a Red Light District week – i.e. that you have a fucking good time. But first I have to give a huge shout out to Mariska Majoor, Berne Meijer and Mirjam Pels – who work tirelessly at The Prostitute Information Centre in Amsterdam (PIC). And…
The last big night out
Is it just me or do the Mondays come around faster than ever these days? The only upside is that I get to post yesterday’s Sunday Times Column. Hope you have an awesome week. Here goes: THE BEST NIGHT OF NOBODY’S LIFE – By Paige Nick I’m writing this at Birmingham International Airport. It’s last…
One man’s porn is another man’s poison
Here’s yesterday’s porn column. Hope you enjoy. ONE MAN’S PORN IS ANOTHER MAN’S POISON – Paige Nick My friend Riaan is in big trouble with his wife. He was at rugby when she called and said he needed to leave immediately and get home fast, she was not happy. He wasn’t either, his team…
Shipmate
Just another manic monday. Which means this post contains yesterday’s Sunday Times column. It’s about Shipping. Don’t know what that is? Read on. Do know what that is? Then read on with a smug look on your face. SHIPMATE – By Paige Nick Ever heard of Shipping? Not the kind that involves bearded seamen…
What is normal anyway?
Think you’re normal and everyone else is crazy? Think again. This one goes out to all my weirdy friends, you know who you are. Here’s yesterday’s Sunday Times Column, full and uncut (they had to shave a little off it in print, due to space issues). Have a great week weirdo. WEIRDOS – By Paige Nick…
Dating a serial killer.
Morning all, so here’s yesterday’s Sunday Times Column. Don’t like shaving your legs or watching rugby? Have I got a guy for you: DATING A SERIAL KILLER – By Paige Nick Gentlemen, if you’re struggling to find a girlfriend, try killing someone. It may sound extreme, but it seems to have worked for others. Mass…








