And so it turns out that the mythical ‘they’ were right; and all good things really must come to an end. I always thought that ‘they’ were a bunch of fuckers. After four years and four months, it’s time I bid farewell to my weekly column in the Sunday Times Lifestyle section, and instead say…
Sunday Times Column
The Year of the Cock
Sunday’s column, here you go. Happy Monday, hope it’s not a cock-up for you. A YEAR OF COCK UPS – By Paige Nick I think 2015 is going to be the year of the penis. Last year and the year before that were unashamedly the year of the booty. And the two years before that…
Sex in triplicate
Hey ho. Ever have a threesome? They can be damn hard work. Here’s my latest Sunday Times column: SEX IN TRIPLICATE – By Paige Nick My friend Charlie told me that his friend, Doug, met a woman at a bike rally. After they’d been dating for a month, she had him and a girlfriend over…
Sex control
Here’s my Sunday Times column from 25th January. Hope it presses all the right buttons. SEX CONTROL – By Paige Nick Journalists are tough. Some risk their lives daily in war zones. Others go to desperate lengths to give a voice to the marginalised or the abused. And many dedicate their entire lives to fighting…
The Love Triangle
Ever dated a Bermuda Triangle? What about a pirate? More below: Here’s yesterday’s Sunday Times column. Sent to you with love. LOVE TRIANGLE – By Paige Nick In the last five hundred years, over one thousand ships and planes and countless human beings have gone missing in the Bermuda Triangle. Will we never learn? Surely…
The sexth sense
Hola, first column of the year. Happy New Year friends. Smells like it’s going to be a good one. THE SEXTH SENSE – By Paige Nick Dinner parties ignite a lot of things; conversations, arguments, ideas for books, love affairs, hate affairs, divorces, even food poisoning (I’ll never eat duck again). They’ve also sparked a…
A Traditional Chinese Girl Walks into a Blind Date
It was a real highlight to receive the Taiwanese covers for The Girl series, which have been translated into traditional Chinese characters. We absolutely love these covers, which are completely different to anything any of the other countries have done. And our Taiwanese publishers have done so much more than just turn the covers on their heads, they’re taking…
Last Sunday Times column for the year
And suddenly it was the last column of the year. It’s been a fun year. Text you all next year. Have fun, be safe, don’t be good. xPaige. SWAPSIES – By Paige Nick Take a deep breath. Ah, can you smell the booze on the air? It’s that time of year again. You blink once and…
Mail from a stranger
Mail from a stranger. Do I, don’t I? On the one hand, curiosity. On the other hand, potential death. Dear Paige – would like to send you a christmas card (yes, I still do….) but not the ‘usual’ type. If you would oblige me with a poste restante please. Regards E
Granny Rules
I got to write a guest post on the incredible blog over at 22seven, today. (Never heard of it? You should check it out, it’s a money app that will first blow your mind, then change your life, all put together by some very tech-savvy folks.) Click here to read this column. It’s about my late Granny Annie,…









