ok the votes to determine which will be my new blog pic are coming in, all ten of them. whooohooo. if you have no idea what i’m talking about, look here: http://amillionmilesfromnormal.blogspot.com/2009/09/please-vote-now.html i’m still waiting for a couple of people – like a + s, and stella who’s just joined us (yay! welcome) and a…
Sunday Times Column
look at what nanami cowdroy can do
do you want to meet nanami cowdroy and shake her hand and tell her how very clever you think she is? well you’ll have to take a number and stand in line behind me. she rocks. because she makes these: find more of her here: http://www.nanamicowdroy.com/ and thanks to: http://narrylikes.blogspot.com/ – who found her first…
SABC 3 Survivor Finale Blaps.
ok, so the monkey’s over at SABC 3 fucked up the survivor finale this week, but they were panicky enough to play it for us in its entirety today, so we got to see all the bitter, twisted losers kick the almost winners in the shins. my favourite part of the entire show. some observations:…
cake wrecks from a laggard.
i’ve been meaning to blog about this forever, but i see now that uber-fab editor of Cosmo and hurricane whirlwind of fabulousness, vanessa raphaely over at http://hurricanevanessa.wordpress.com/ has beat me to it. she always was quick on the draw. so i figured i had two choices: 1. drink another johnnie walker black label and try…
you know you've had a big night when…
you wake up saturday late morning/early afternoon. your tongue (which from here on out will be referred to as ‘piece of disgusting old leather stuck to the roof of your mouth’) has grown fur. you can’t remember much. how did you get home? why is your nipple pierced?who’s hair is that sticking out from under…
doctor bob and shit my dad says.
once upon a time I lived in america, and then i had another dad. his name is ‘doctor bob’. And he rides hogs and drinks bourbon and is a bad ass and rocks and says things that make me laugh out loud they’re so funny. everything a girl could want in a faux dad. now,…
please vote now!
ok, it’s voting time. take a look at the four options for new blog cover pics below and vote for your favourite before wednesday next week. the pic with the most votes goes on as cover pic for a while. matt, lisa, gym buddy, design goddess, mr smarty pants, newport market & deli, speedo guy,…
the devil's dictionary – 'B' is for 'bastard'.
ok, so it’s time to move onto some ‘b’s’. we’re done with the assholes and asphyxiators from the ‘a’s’ for the time being. (for those of you who just joined us, these direct translations are shamelessly copied from ‘The Devil’s Dictionary’, written by Ambrose Bierce, in 1871 – you can read more about it and…
michael crowe, i worship you.
i’ve mentioned to you before that michael crowe is my hero. his blog is over here: http://figcrumbs.blogspot.com/ and one of my previous posts about him is over here: http://amillionmilesfromnormal.blogspot.com/2009/07/figcrumbs-goodness.html i just read one of his latest posts and it’s without a doubt one of the funniest things i’ve ever read. and so, shameless copy and…
new blog pic.
the new series of blog cover pics i’ll be posting throughout the rest of this week are by talented berlin-based movie/music video director, sam icklow. he’s so clever, he took them with both hands tied behind his back, and one eye closed.ok, not really, but he could have. you can find more of his photography…