congrats terry. thanks so much for sending me the credits below for that ad i was talking about in one of my loerie roundups here. a particularly badly wrapped (sorry!) case of natrodale milk thistle liver remedy (with herbal detoxifying formula and vitamins and minerals) is on its way to you as we speak. you’ve…
Sunday Times Column
a more sober loerie weekend autopsy
in the very harsh, sober light of day i feel i missed a couple of things. so here we go, the absolutely fucking final, 2009 loerie award autopsy. and hopefully last you’ll hear from me on this subject: – my friends at wicked pixels went on stage. felt proud. and bonus, craig’s fabulous wife was…
roundup of the loerie awards 2009 – 2nd night
it’s 3:39am and i just got home from the second night of loerie debauchery. i’ll see what i can do here by way of a roundup, but i warn you, it’s been a long weekend, and i might be a little worse for wear pissed. – john vlismas hosted. he was waaaay funnier than both…
roundup of the loerie awards 2009
it’s 3:02am. i just got home from the first night loeries after party. here are some random snapshot thoughts from the evening that just was: – the young guy sitting behind me at the award show was so drunk at the beginning of the night he kept passing out. i was nervous he might vomit…
when good url's go bad.
aparently i have a dirty mind. one that resides in the gutter relatively often. i could blame the media or satan or kurt darren or something, but i’m willing to own it. although sometimes i really don’t think it’s entirely my fault. take a look at these train smashes occuring on the internetweb. it’s a…
did you know?
did you know that barry manilow has a beagle named bagel? he does. fact.
a little bit of thursday genius
‘miss watermelon pip’ (http://watermelonpip.blogspot.com/) who made this bit of ‘morning after’ genius over here: http://amillionmilesfromnormal.blogspot.com/2009/09/morning-after.html sent me to a website of awesomeness. it’s called ‘a beautiful revolution’ (it’s here: http://www.abeautifulrevolution.com/blog/). this wonderboy of fabulous ingeniousness makes the kinds of little doodles that you just want to take home and feed and love and scratch on…
immaletyafinish but first…
tell me this: my big toe on my left foot hurts. don’t know how it happened. or when. it’s a mystery. but an even bigger mystery is this: in order to fix my big toe, because i will need to wear high heels any day now, i took some pills. my question is this: how…
party girl rocks
it’s a tuesday afternoon. so why not find random stuffs on the internetweb and copy and paste them here i ask you? just why the hell not? these lovely things are from here: http://www.royalartlodge.com/ and ‘party girl’ was kind enough to send me there between parties. thanks ‘party girl’ you are a rocking thing on…
the devil's dictionary – 'D' is for dagga.
ok, enough with the ‘c’ words. for those of you who’ve been smoking pot in the toilets and missed the last couple of devil’s dictionary posts, these old posts will tell you that ambrose bierce was around in the 1800’s, where, judging by his sexy moustache and his dirty sense of humour, when he wasn’t…