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amish online dating.

Posted on 02/11/200928/11/2013

good friend fuzzy juzzy found this. (*aside for fuzzy juzzy, what’s with the empty ninja toe, dude?) i wasn’t too suprised when he found it, that boy spends a lot of time surfing dodgy stuff online.

but seriously, is it really a dating website for the amish? really?

so i went and logged in. i’m not having much luck with the un-amish on my own dating website, so i thought i would see what’s out there amongst the amish for a girl like me. Hey i could live on a farm and feed those things, what they called? with the beaks. or milk those cow things. i could be amish, no problem. specially now that i hear they have the internetweb. at least i wouldn’t be the only laggard in the barn.

pity it’s an online prank. i had high hopes. i was going to fill in my deets and see what i could find.

imagine having sex with this guy:

or this guy:

fun i bet. and not strange smelling at all!

turns out you can click through from the Amish online dating site to this joker:

and he’s on twitter.

i’m left wondering what the point of it is? any ideas? it seems like he’s gone to a lot of trouble. for what i’m not sure.

pity it’s a prank. i’m going to have to go back to dating the freaks and lunatics from the city now.

5 thoughts on “amish online dating.”

  1. FuziJuzi says:
    02/11/2009 at 12:41 pm

    Ha, ha, ha! Ninja Toe has nothing on it yet, because it will (one day *sigh*)be an online comic. I’m busy creating it for Aerin because its based on stories I made up for her when she was little.

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  2. PracticalKat says:
    02/12/2009 at 11:28 am

    I think that the point is that the Amish do not use modern technology as part of their belief system. Not even electricity. So “Amish On-line Dating” is obviously a prank.

    And probably very offensive to practising Amish.

    Not that they should know about it..

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  3. Anonymous says:
    24/02/2010 at 9:11 pm

    This is very rude and disrespectful to Amish Culture.

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  4. Paige says:
    25/02/2010 at 4:41 am

    hi anonymous,

    i’m sorry if this has offended you.

    Reply
  5. Dating says:
    09/08/2010 at 7:40 pm

    And probably very offensive to practising Amish.

    Reply

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