i was recently surfing around my local internetweb dating site, and i came across these two vastly different profiles.
exhibit a:
lovely sounding, normal (although quite shouty) lady, seeks friend and companion to do stuff with:
OR
exhibit b:
the young russian go go dancer who doesn’t speaka much english?
which do you think gets more hits?
yeah, that’s what i thought too.
we’re a bit of a crazy race, us humans.
Definitely the Russian go go girl!
Exhibit A: Bingo? Window Shopping? Wild!
Easy going = No personality of their own
Loyal = Emotionally needy
Window shopping = Huge credit card bills
Tenpin bowling = Needs to vent pent-up aggression
exhibit a:
A true example of “stille waters diepe grond”, she’d be a better shag.