who would you rather shag?

i was recently surfing around my local internetweb dating site, and i came across these two vastly different profiles.

exhibit a:
lovely sounding, normal (although quite shouty) lady, seeks friend and companion to do stuff with:
OR
exhibit b:

the young russian go go dancer who doesn’t speaka much english?

which do you think gets more hits?
yeah, that’s what i thought too.
we’re a bit of a crazy race, us humans.


3 responses to “who would you rather shag?”

  1. Emma Jackson says:

    Definitely the Russian go go girl!

    Exhibit A: Bingo? Window Shopping? Wild!

  2. Matt Watts says:

    Easy going = No personality of their own
    Loyal = Emotionally needy
    Window shopping = Huge credit card bills
    Tenpin bowling = Needs to vent pent-up aggression

  3. connman says:

    exhibit a:

    A true example of “stille waters diepe grond”, she’d be a better shag.

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