so considering i’ve been lurking around an online dating website on and off for the last seven million years and i remain mostly single, i am aware that i may not be the best person to hand out advice about how to attract your soul mate online.
five foot six inches… tall? really? dude, ‘TALL Dark Stranger’ – i don’t know so much…
3. it would be an added bonus if you weren’t either barking mad, or an alien from outer space:
4. seriously dudes, there’s no need to shout:
5a. don’t be a pig:
AND (two for the price of one)
5b. there’s nothing unsexier than bad spelling or not enough vowels.
so there you have it. five hopefully handy tips.
happy online dating.
i really hope you find ‘The One’. and if not ‘The One’, then at the very least i hope you find ‘The One That Can Spell or The One that Doesn’t Murder or Stalk You’.