There is so much ‘What the Fuck?’ stuff out there on the internet, sometimes it’s just too good to be true.
A guy at work sent this out the other day:
WTF, right?
Completely WTF.
So I thought it would be perfect for WTF Friday.
I stared at it and stared at it and stared at it, and tried to figure out why somebody would do that.
This is what i’ve got so far –
Reasons why somebody might do that:
1. To cut the cheese.
2. They’ve smoked too much crack.
3. It’s a kamakazi hamster.
4. Their friend is locked in the next room, and the key is lost and they need the hamster to slip through the crack under the door and deliver the knife into the next room.
5. She’s holding the hamster hostage and this is for the hostage video.
6. She thought her husband asked for a cut hamster sandwich, but he really wanted a cut ham sandwich.
The best guess placed in the comments section below wins something cool.
Not a hamster stuck to a knife, promise. Something even cooler than that!
Paige, it’s not that weird. That’s Steve’s entry for the Medieval Hamster Jousting Competition.
Got to be a mouse assassin…Her husband will never see it coming
Maybe he plans on using an army of these knife wielding hamsters to attack and fatally wound someone?
that hamster is to an armless man wanting to eat a steak the equivalent of a seeing eye dog
okay so let’s see,
we’ve got medieval Hamster Jousting Competition.
a mouse assassin
an army of knife wielding hamsters
and the equivalent of a seeing eye dog to an armless carnivore.
yeah, i’m so chuffed i’m not the only lunatic at the party.
i’m liking it. but want to add another one…
is there another hamster next to this one that’s taped to the fork?
It’s a ninja throwing hamster, obviously.
It’s a mouse auditioning for McGuyver.
Made it all the way to the final call back. Would’ve been his big break, poor guy. Now he’s flipping burgers at a Wendy’s in Salt Lake City…
I think the mouse is working for the Government. Trained assassin.
@Riaan – obviously! (love it)
@Joanna – can hamsters flip burgers? dangerous job. one small slip and you become the hamburger.
@Stephen – he’s a hassasin! he he he
Ok, so I contacted my friends at CSI, MIA and the FBI, and they all agreed with me:
It’s a “War On Terror” program that was started after learning that Al-Qaeda is now training suicide cats.
Aha, the war on hamsterror!
its Aramouse the mouseketeer!
this made me.. lah–harrrf.
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