wigs for cats

sometimes every now and then something comes along that just makes everything ok.

– paying taxes.

– dating men who refuse to use cutlery.

all these hard things in life can be cancelled out instantly by just one small other thing. like this thing i am about to show you now.

a lady named Julie Jackson woke up one day and decided that she loved her cat, Boone so much that she would design a series of wigs, specially for him (as one does). and that’s exactly what she did.

here are some of them modelled by boone the cat and some of his friends.

wigs for cats. why didn’t i think of that?

boone’s friend: dude boone, i thought you said we were going to chase mice today.

boone: we will, later. first just sit there and wear this.

boone’s friend: boone are you sure nobody will see these. i feel like a twat!

boone: of course, i promise. trussssst me, i’m a persian.


i must admit old kitty cat looks a little pissed off in that one. not sure i can blame him though. what self respecting persian boy cat wears a pink wig? (OMG! apologies Prussia and Pea, aparently this is a burmese, not a persian!)


here he’s more curious, like he’s thinking por quoi? are you insane Julie Jackson?
and speaking of which, where’s the fricking tuna steak you promised me if i sat still in this fricking thing?

and then after a while the cats seem to just kind of get resigned to their fate.


either that or he’s been stuck down onto that red thing with a roll of double sided tape.


or they’ve been given drugs, that’s another potential explanation for such surprisingly still sitting cats.

is it just me or does this red one look like an asian prostitute or a transvestite or something?


yeah, claws are out now.

in cat’s mind: if that julie jackson lady just comes one inch closer i’m gonna slash her in her human face.

ooooh boy, it’s so funny i laughed till i weed a bit, and milk came out of my nose, which is wierd cos i wasn’t drinking any milk at the time. Julie Jackson over at kittywigs.com i don’t know what your parents and siblings did to you when you were a little girl, but man am i grateful that they fucked you up enough for you to come up with this. it’s priceless!


5 responses to “wigs for cats”

  1. pea says:

    that freaky cat is a burmese. i checked with prussia and she assures me that no persian would ever, ever wear a stupid get-up like that.

  2. Paige says:

    i’m so sorry, prushie and pea!!! a million apologies.

    you know what they say, you should never piss off a burmese. (or piss on one for that matter!)

  3. you know I’ve never been a cat person but they actually all look pretty cute in those wigs. Now if we can just get a small cat pole made I’m sure those tom cats owners will pay big bucks for a lttle she cat dance.

  4. buy cialis says:

    I love the wigs of your kitty what an original idea, you’re so creative honey, you did a great work!

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