As a general rule I’m quite strict with myself and I try very hard not to post things here that might have already landed in your inbox at some point.
You know the emails I mean, they do the rounds all the time, and there’s always one friend who sends them out about a year later.
So I try not to post those, because my aim is to only put stuff here for you that is so fucked up or out of whack, that you hopefully haven’t seen it anywhere else yet.
At least I try, but today’s a Friday and I’m marginally hung over (thanks to a kick-ass agency party last night. whoop whoop whoop!) and these always make me laugh my face off. So tag they’re it.
My awesome friend Ange sent them to me in an email entitled: ‘Why dogs bite people’.
Those are high tops. Does that make him a boxer?
That’s just so cruel. And probably why those little dogs walk around shaking all over like they do. It’s because they’ve seen too much.
It’s bad enough these two little guys are always blamed when he farts, now they have to suffer this indignity too.
I think ultimately it’s those monkey ears that do it for me. I think I need a pair. That’s serious commitment to dressing up your dog. It’s so funny, they can hear me laughing in Beijing.