Hey everyone, welcome back and happy new year. Come on 2011, bring it on, we’re ready for you.
Here’s the A Million Miles from Normal column from the most recent Sunday Times. Hope you enjoy.
DO WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE THIRD DATE?
I like to think I’m a seasoned dater. I’ve certainly been on enough of them. But for the purposes of full disclosure, I should probably point out that while I may have a fair amount of experience, this does not mean that I know what I’m talking about in any way, shape or form. So please take all advice from whence it comes. (Most of the time, I’m just guessing.)
Alright, legal disclaimer sorted, now we can get to the part about sex.
Today’s question to ponder is this – At what point in the dating process is it considered appropriate to sleep with a guy?
I’ve been doing a fair bit of research on the subject (i.e.: sleeping with lots of guys), and I can conclude that there are a number of different commonly held beliefs and speculations on the subject.
Just about everyone from your granny to your best friend will theorise that you should never have sex on a first date (even though we’ve all done it, haven’t we? No? Oh.) Word on the street is that guys don’t marry girls who do that.
Really? Well why not? You would think it would be the opposite, and here’s why – just say a girl sleeps with you on a first date and the sex is phenomenal. Well, future groom-to-be, then you already know a couple of important things about this girl.
1. You know she likes you.
2. If the sex was great, well then you know that.
And 3. If she gave you head or did something kinky, then you know she’s willing to do that, too. And who wouldn’t marry that kind of girl? If I was a guy, she’d be a keeper for sure.
I’m not entirely sure why, but sex on a second date doesn’t comes up all that much. I suppose if you don’t put out on the first date, and there is still a second date, then I’m guessing most girls are just holding out for the ever popular, ever saucy third date.
Because probably the most widely held belief is that the third date is go time. In my experience, this can lead to some pretty awkward third dates. Nobody wants to seem presumptuous, or over-eager, or dare I say it, promiscuous, but I do think everybody washes just that much more carefully and shaves just that much closer before a third date, just in case.
I wonder who came up with the third date as a benchmark? It does make sense. If you wait till the third date, that’s long enough not to come across as easy, but also doesn’t leave a guy hanging so long that he spontaneously combusts.
But there are always loopholes and exceptions to every rule. For example, in desperate situations could dinner and a movie be considered two dates?
Or maybe if you change clothes once in the date, can that then be considered two dates? Here’s a simple test you can do next time you’re in a restaurant on a date. If you pop off to the loo between courses and change clothes and then come back to the table and your date doesn’t notice that anything is different, chances are he’s just not that into you in the long-term, call you tomorrow kind of sense. Unless he didn’t notice that you’d changed clothes because he’s hellish short-sighted and didn’t wear his glasses because he was trying to make a good impression. You should check up on that little detail before you storm out of the restaurant in a huff. Or at least get dessert first before you desert.
What about the fourth date? Ah who are we kidding, nobody holds out that long, do they?
The bottom line is that you should sleep with someone when you’re ready, and when it feels right. Whether it’s on the first date, or the ninety ninth. Either that or wait till either you’re drunk enough, or he’s drunk enough. Depending on who’s better looking.
4 thoughts on “When to just do it”
Wish someone told me the 3rd date rule. My one-night-stand just hit its 12 year anniversary. Doing it all wrong (or right?)
got to love it. intermittentblogger, those are my favourite kinds of stories.
I’m in the same boat as intermittent… went out with work friends (actually, werent even friends yet) one night, drank too much, ended up in bed with one of them… that was 5 years ago, were married now!