Okay, I’m putting something out there, knowing full well that it could cost me a couple of fans and followers and a handfull of xmas cards this year. But I feel that it’s important in the interests of honesty and full disclosure. After all, we’re all practically related.
Here it comes…
I don’t get the vampire movies and books and tv series!
Phew, there i said it. That’s a weight off. Do you still love me?
New Moon, Twilight, really? Is that what we’re into now? I can’t believe it.
People around me are devouring them left, right and centre, and then buying the t-shirt, and I just can’t do it.
I understand why teenagers like them, really I do, and I totally get the hotness that is Robert Pattinson, but after that I’m done. What is it about this stuff that’s sucking adults in by their dozens. Have they been hypnotised or something? I’m sensing some voodoo witchcraft crap in action here.
And now I see there’s a spoof movie out. ‘Vampires Suck’. It had to happen. I’m almost amazed that it took them this long.
According to imdb, its ‘A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teen, Becca finds herself torn between two boys. And she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom. (He he he, when i first read that I read the word ‘prom’ as the word ‘porn’. My bad!)
I must be honest, I always thought that Twilight and New Moon were spoofs already, so is this a spoof of a spoof? I may have to watch that. But first, a frontal lobe lobotomy. 🙂