Hey look at that, it’s less than two months till Christmas. How the hell did that happen? Just a second ago it was Februrary. Sheesh.
Okay, so we all need to start thinking about Christmas gifts for our loved ones.
So this is something I came across (no pun intended) on Etsy – which is an ebayish type website, but all with home-made, hand-made crafts and stuffs. and a whole section called ‘Fuckery’ which is kind of what it says it is.
So let me just highlight something here. I DID NOT MAKE THIS MYSELF, I am simply showing it to you, you know, to give you an idea of the kind of stuff that’s out there.
And let me also warn you briefly, that if you haven’t had your coffee yet, and you’re still half asleep, this is adult content, that may make your eyes bleed. I know, we haven’t had some of that here in a while.
So here goes. It’s a vagina soap!
I told you! Not for the faint hearted.
And pierced vagina soap at that too. It’s on sale here. For about two bucks. Should you be interested. (Why?)
*Shakes head*. Yes. Indeed. People are very very strange.
Fresh Laundry etc etc etc (seriously the list goes on forever.)
So, you can pick what you want your vagina to smell like.
Curiouser, and curiouser.
Although, me personally, i’m more interested in a penis soap like one of these: (also on sale on etsy, for around two bucks.)
and available in these flavours:
Apples and herbs
Bourbon de vanille
Wild berry etc.
Now wait a second, when on your travels, in your life, have you ever come across a penis that smells like apples and herbs, or chocolate? I tell you what, men would get a lot more lucky, a lot more often if they did!