In December last year I came across a teddy bear with a vagina over here. At the time I thought it was pretty strange, and not something one would see very often. But it turns out these things are all over the place. Look, now there are whole families of them.
Here’s your classic everyday teddy bear:
Fully equipped with her ‘special place’:
For why? Howcome? What for? And how are you going to explain this to your four year old?
And what is this one? Is it a bull?
Yeah, I think it’s a bull. Or do they call the girl version of a bull a cow?
Cos this is definitely the girl version.
I hate to be a stickler, or a mother grundy or anything, but they’re not particularly anatomically correct, are they?
I mean if you’re reading this and you just happen to be a scientist, or a vet or David Attenborough or something and you know better, please feel free to speak up, but i really don’t think that the bull’s vagina looks anything like the human vagina.
I did Google the words: ‘Bull’s vagina’ and I was going to post the images that came up as proof of how incorrect these bull makers are. But when my eyes stopped bleeding I decided some things were best left unseen, and pictures of a bull’s vagina are some of those things. You owe me one.
He he he, dinosaur vagina. Bet all the cavemen out there, surfing on their stone computers are freaking out right now. Saying oi, what the fuck! Dinosaur vaginas don’t look anything like that!