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the zonkey, zeedonk or zebadonk.

Posted on 19/02/2010

look, i checked out wikipedia, it actually really does exist (see post below), although it seems nobody can agree on a name for the poor guy.

zonkey, zebrass, zebronkey, zeass, seedonk, zedonk, zebadonk, zenkey, donbra, donbri, donkra, zebrinny, zebrula, debra…. i mean sheesh come on already, people, make up your minds. the thing’s already confused enough as it is. it’s mom’s a zebra and it’s dad’s a donkey. does it really need the added pressure?

i vote for zonkey, or zedonk.

then i vote somebody buy me one and we keep it in my back garden.

who’s in?

8 thoughts on “the zonkey, zeedonk or zebadonk.”

  1. Juz says:
    19/02/2010 at 2:11 pm

    I’m in!

    99…btw

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  2. Nik_TheGreek says:
    19/02/2010 at 2:13 pm

    lol… I like zeass. Having an ass of a zebra? poor thing…

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  3. Paige says:
    19/02/2010 at 2:24 pm

    juz, i saw that!
    grrrrr, if your cartoons weren’t so funny i’d be mortally wounded.
    🙂

    well done buddy.

    nik – zeass is good, makes me think of a dr seuss kind of animal, which i guess it is in a way.

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  4. WannabeVirginia W. says:
    19/02/2010 at 3:14 pm

    Hmm, I like zeebadonk, so I can say please stop looking at my zeebadonk, kadonk, kadonk!

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  5. Paige says:
    19/02/2010 at 3:32 pm

    now that’s fucken’ funny wannabe, especially because they’re essentially looking at your ass!

    🙂

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  6. docreport says:
    20/02/2010 at 2:02 am

    Post the Pay Pal button and lets get the zonkey fundraiser started! So how many Krugger’s will you need?

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  7. Juz says:
    20/02/2010 at 8:24 am

    100!
    You owe me book biatch!

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  8. Paige says:
    20/02/2010 at 8:35 am

    i hate you i hate you i hate you.

    fine!

    bet you cheated.

    i want a recount.

    oh look, it says there, 100. oh.

    shithead!

    he he. as soon as it’s printed, it’s yours. (mid to end of march)

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