look, i checked out wikipedia, it actually really does exist (see post below), although it seems nobody can agree on a name for the poor guy.
zonkey, zebrass, zebronkey, zeass, seedonk, zedonk, zebadonk, zenkey, donbra, donbri, donkra, zebrinny, zebrula, debra…. i mean sheesh come on already, people, make up your minds. the thing’s already confused enough as it is. it’s mom’s a zebra and it’s dad’s a donkey. does it really need the added pressure?
i vote for zonkey, or zedonk.
then i vote somebody buy me one and we keep it in my back garden.