the vagina necklace

i feel bad, my last post didn’t have anything dirty, sex related or rude in it. standards must be slipping.

so this should make up for it –

yup, it’s a vagina necklace. and here are some more:

what the fuck? i mean i’ve of heard of a cock ring, but a vagina necklace? this is ridiculous!

i first saw them on etsy.

it’s ‘Your place to buy & sell all things handmade’ online.

you can get lots of cute things there. like hand towels, and vanilla scented candles… and these:

the description on the item is:

‘Each piece is an original, one of a kind hand sculpted image of its owner to remind her that regardless of what the world and the people in it may tell her: she is beautiful.

After purchasing you can e-mail 2-3 photos of your Yoni to:

Eeeeuuuuuuuueeeeewwwww! seriously, this is crazy. what does she have on her business card? vagina maker? sorry i interrupted her, she continues:

If you are not comfortable sending pictures you also have the option of sending me a description of your Yoni.

In your description please include:

– The shape of your inner and outer labia
– colors
– how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia
– how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?

If no photo or description is sent you will receive one of our beautiful flesh-toned Vulva pendants’

ok wait, so let me make sure i get this right. you send this complete stranger chick a picture of your ‘yoni’ (i take it a ‘yoni’ is a vagina, i’ve never heard that one before – and surely she should call it a ‘vagina’?) or if you’re too shy to do that you write a detailed description of it (what i wouldn’t give to see some of those descriptions), and from that she will fashion you a necklace that looks just like your own vagina! which you can wear around your neck, or give to someone as a gift?


hooooo boy, somebody had too much crack for breakfast! you’ve got to be fricken kidding me!

hey only 24 more shopping days till christmas, imagine your loved one’s face if you stuff one of these in his stocking.

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