the quick shag.

i frequently frequent a local online dating website.

the other night, well after midnight, i got this message delivered into my inbox:

as you can see, he calls himself ‘hornyguyza’.

i wonder if he wants to get to know me really well over a couple of months to see if we’re compatible. talk for hours so he can really begin to understand my deepest thoughts, hopes and dreams.

then maybe meet my friends and my family and build on our solid foundations by taking things slowly.

and then one day some years from now, marry me and spend the rest of our lives together?

yeah, probably not.

3 responses to “the quick shag.”

  1. Paige, I learnt early on when trying the on line dating thing to avoid, at all costs…

    * men who introduce themselves with : “hi, arsl?” one word: fuckoff!

    * men who are in cults, marriages, churches, schools or clubs

    * men on MIGG33, MXIT and online dating sites with names that include the words: “sexy, hot, hard, suck, lick, playa, badboy, theone (he is SO not the one), funguy, decentguy, good guy, hotstuff etc.

    * and finally, in tribute to Bridget Jones, remember this: “stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workoholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts, and especially anyone who embodies all of these things”

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