So far we’ve seen ourselves from A – R and so now bring on the Smutty S’es.
‘S’ is for…
Sabbath, n. A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.
Saint, n. A dead sinner revised and edited.
Satan, n. One of the creator’s lamentable mistakes.
Satiety, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents.
Scribbler, n. A professional writer whose views are antagonistic to one’s own.
Scriptures, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
Senate, n. A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
Slang, n. The grunt of the human hog with an audible memory.
I love you Ambrose Bierce. Come now, it’s time for you to return from the dead so we can finally be together.
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