the devil's dictionary – 'E' is for erotica

welcome to another post from the devil’s dictionary.

the d’s were cool, what with douchebag and doggie style and dagga and all, but now we’re on to the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee’s

here goes:

Eat, v.i. To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication.

Eavesdrop, v.i. Secretly to overhear a catlogue of the crimes and vices of another or yourself.

Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.

Egotist, n. A person of low tast, more interested in himself than in me.

Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the colour that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.

Envelope, n. The coffin of a document; the scabard of a bill; the husk of a remittance; the bed-gown of a love-letter.

thank you mr ambrose bierce you 1800’s rock star. next…

the ‘f’ words.

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