the curse of the married man

i don’t understand something. what’s with all the married dudes on the online dating website at the moment?

what the fuck is up with that?

i was just going through the list of guys who have checked out my profile in the last 24 hours.

in total seven guys checked me out, and of those seven, five are married.


dude, ask me later! we all know that means you’re married!

you get the picture, no point showing you all five of these losers.

i can’t bear it.

i mean i don’t want to sound like my granny or anything, but seriously, what’s this world coming to?

dude, i’m sorry that your marriage sucks and your wife doesn’t understand you, and she’s put on weight, and she doesn’t give you blow jobs any more because she has to pick the kids up from school. i’m really really sorry. but come on. this is not the way forward!
where are all the nice, normal, single, interesting, funny, sexy guys in cape town?
oh that’s right, out having lunch with their boyfriends.

13 responses to “the curse of the married man”

  1. Ninnles says:

    Oh my gawd! And they are so upfront about it, like it is the most normal, moral thing in the world for married men to even be registered on a online DATING website. Dude, get a divorce before you register! Or at least feel guilty enough to lie about being married. And I’m sure you’ll find married women on there too. Sad times.

  2. theodore says:

    the truth is, most people go onto dating sites looking for upgrades on there current relationships… its a current world trend, just ask, Tiger, Ashley & Jacob, what is the world coming to ?

  3. Nik_TheGreek says:

    I agree with you and don’t get me wrong but at least they’re being honest about it…

  4. jdean7ster says:

    Cape Town + single str8 women = No-man’s land

  5. Paige says:

    seriously, jdean, water water everywhere and not a drop to drink!

    hey ninnless, you’re right, there are actually as many if not more married women on there than men!

    theodore while i think there is an element of that, i refuse to believe that there aren’t some real honest guys on these sites, looking for good matches. i’m yet to meet any of them, but i continue to believe.

    nik – for every one that’s being honest about their status, there are then who aren’t but then i refer in my mind back to my previous point.

  6. Paige says:

    oops nik, i meant *ten who aren’t – not then who aren’t. 🙂

  7. peatree says:

    there have to be some good ones left on there – always remembering my hubby and I met on a dating site – and we’re not on the site anymore 🙂

  8. beatnik says:

    BHAHAHAHAAA this is hilarious! ‘Having lunch with their boyfriends.’ Brilliant!

  9. Hahaha, the really funny thing, despite the fact that you are BEYOND funny, is that you are using online dating…Don’t you have girl friends for that?? Haha, I am just joking everything is more psyber than it used to be. 😀

  10. Sam says:

    You know, women hit on me way more when I was married than they do now that I’m single. Why is that? Maybe these guys are just putting down “married” because they know many women won’t give them the time of day otherwise.

  11. Paige says:

    Sam, do they really? That’s hectic, and I think kinda sad for them.

    but here’s the flip side of what they’re doing.
    They can put down ‘married’ and get hit on by a bunch of women with commitment and sado-massochims issues. Or put down ‘single’ and meet a bunch of women with other issues. bwahahaha. issues – we’ve all got em.

  12. Sam says:

    Or maybe these guys don’t care whether or not they meet women who want to commit. 😉 Actually, I was kidding about men possibly saying they’re married when they’re not. My point is that it’s not just the guys cheating, sweetheart!

  13. Paige says:

    Sam, you’re not wrong there. i’ve got a post planned for some point to show all the married women out there looking for ‘friendship’. The women are often just as bad as the men!

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