as you can see, instead of a label, each bottle has a different warning stamped across the front of it. like this:
ok wait, this is ridiculous, my shots look like i drank a case before taking them.
i found these better shots on flikr courtesy of someone named blyzz. blyzz, i hope you don’t mind that i nicked a couple of your shots, but i had to, mine look like they were taken underwater by a one eye’d crack whore with no depth perception, after a big weekend.
ok back to the wine.
here’s the back label:
translation of the above please, anyone? i clearly smoked too much dope in the toilets with ‘surfer chick’ during afrikaans in high school and this may as well be in greek.
ha ha ha.
i’ve got one, ‘the consumption of alcohol may cause you to send unacceptable smses at 4am’
‘the consumption of alcohol may cause you to sing karaoke’
‘the consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can dance’