who’s smoking crack now?
it’s a soft fluffy teddy bear, with a life-like vagina.
brings new meaning to the term ‘stocking stuffer’.
it’s now on sale for xmas at regretsy.com. in their christmas fuckery sale. i kid you not. you can also pick up a ‘catnip fetus toy’ and some ‘granny panty merkin panties’.
because seriously, a teddy bear with a vagina, isn’t that what you’ve always wanted for xmas? that and a pony with nipples?
maybe it can hang out with my dolly with a penis? creepy key swapping orgy party in the toy box tonight!
these are ridiculously adorable!!
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