k, so it’s a lazy weekend and i find myself trawling around online looking for mr right or mr will-do-for-now, or mr ridiculously stinking rich. hey i’ll even settle for mr freaking handsome or mr enormous penis, at this rate.
but then i come across mr indecisive. check this guy out. everything about this 37 year old’s profile is normal, except this one small thing. this three ton blue elephant trying to hide between the letters on the page.
when it comes to what he’s looking for in a woman, mr indecisive has put down that he’s looking for someone who is between 23 – 49 years old! talk about casting a wide net. now i ask you with tequilla in my eyes, how is this possible?
i don’t need to tell you lot, you can’t even begin to compare a woman in her twenties with one in her thirties and another in her forties. they’re barely even still the same gender.
i don’t think i want to be the girl following up the last date he had, if it was with the 23 year old. there’s no way my thighs can compete. but maybe it wouldn’t be too bad following up the 49 year old, i’m practically a virgin in comparison.
and isn’t there something creepy about a guy who’s keen to date a girl, and then later potentially her mother? yuck, sies man.
i can’t figure out whether this guy is clueless, apathetic, kinky, or just too damn lazy to pick a generation and stick with it. freakshow!