ok, heads up. i found someone new on the dating website that i want to introduce you to.
he is a 32 year old gemini. i’ve seen his picture. and if that’s really him, this boy is smoking hot. i’m talking part Jude Law, part californian surfer guy, part calvin klein underwear model.
he’s an occasional drinker, a regular smoker, has some university education, is single with no kids, but wait what’s this? under income, this boy is stinking fucking rich. loaded, fat cat, retired, seriously wealthy, packing cash, previously advantaged.
now let’s look at his narratives:
why should you get to know ‘stinking-filthy-rich-loaded-hot-boy’?
uh duh? do you really need to ask? he’s hot and loaded, I mean really, what’s wrong with you lot? he shouldn’t have to fill in this part. but he did, which just goes to show, he’s humble too, right?
“why should you get to know fat-cat-loaded-wallet-boy?
because I am rich, good looking, clean and have a very high sex drive. I also like to have fun and have alot of free time on my hands to have it.
he describes his ideal match thus:
anyone who likes to have a good time and is not afraid to let loose and experiment with new things.”
then under the criteria for the kind of lady this lad is looking for, he’s put the following:
age – any
height – any
star sign – any
body type – any
looks – any
hair colour – any
ethnicity – any
languages – any
religeon – any
marital status – any
education – any
occupation – any
income – any
so let’s translate this: ridiculously young, good looking and fabulously rich guy who has too much time on his hands and particularly low standards, wishes to have all sorts of crazy monkey sex at any time of the day or night with any and all women. be they old, fat, disabled, married, in advertising, or even unable to speak english. the only prerequisite here, it seems is a pulse, and even then, i’m sure with all that money, if you didn’t have one, he could always pick one up for you.