You may or may not remember this mail that came regarding one Sunday Times column, from Frans, my biggest non-fan:
‘…anyway have a lovely day but i think you can try looking into more uplifting matters to write about like the christian religion now that would be great.’
Frans Quinton Marx
Not one to ever ignore a suggestion or request, even from a non-fan, i decided to think about Frans’ advice and seriously consider writing about the Christian religion. No wait, before you click away, you may want to see this.
Crystal is your average God-fearing woman who used to run a woman’s bible study group on a Sunday, but when numbers started to dwindle, Crystal took a good, hard look at things, and readjusted her group, and she now runs a Pole Dancing for Jesus group every Sunday.
“On Sundays, we do pole fitness for Jesus. We do the upbeat contemporary Christian music because people have to bring their church program to get into the class, so we basically are just continuing the whole worship thing here.” Says Crystal Dean of her group.
|in case you can’t see, that small caption reads ‘OnKneesforJesus’|
Needless to say, numbers at the Sunday Church group have never been better, and I would imagine that Jesus rather enjoys it too.