plonker

i went to the gym this morning for a run.
you see i got a pair of spanky new running shoes.
anyway the first two kilometres were torture.
i couldn’t breathe and i felt like i was suffocating.
i thought maybe it was the fourteen and a half johnnie walker blacks i had last night at the fabulous ‘nbf’s’ house.
turns out i had my running top on back to front.
plonker.