According to my top secret sources (the internet), women older than 55 are the fastest growing group on facebook. With 1.5 million currently on the site, that’s a 550 percent increase over the last six months.
You know what that means, right? If you mom hasn’t already joined facebook, then you can expect her to be doing so any day now.
The only decision left is whether to accept her friend request or not. Chances are if you’re over thirty that’s not such a big decision, and it will save you having to call her so often and send photos. But the twenties and under crew have a harder choice to make. As highlighted by this poster I found somewhere online:
like this one:
Classic. Here are a few more:
Mothers, can’t kill ’em, can’t bake like them. May as well just laugh at them.
They’re great because they’re so true.
Now, go tidy your room!
Why? Because I said so!
And, have you done your homework?
Just wait till your father gets home.